AA versus any 9

I don’t usually post badbeat stories because it’s the same as when you have a cramp in your leg. The person you are bitching and crying to act like they give a shit but all they really want to do is swipe you from your feet and watch you squeal in even more agony than before.

Anyhow, I have a cramp in my leg and you are going to listen.

Two sessions ago, I sat down at the Shitshoe 2-5 NLHE game. I bought in for $300.00 and I was sober as a lifer, 20 days into solitary confinement. I NEVER play my hands slow at these fukin places because there are too many retards who want to see flops for cheap. I wake up with AA early on and was first to act. I open for $25.00 and get raised to $75.00(duchebag). The raiser gets three callers before it gets back to me. Fuck that, I push for $375.00 and get one caller who has the same stack as I do. WTF?

Do you know that fukin idiot calls off $400.00 with 99? What a fuk tard! He hit his third nine on the flop and I am off to the cage for more chips. What an asshole.

I proceeded to waste a seat for the next four hours and fold almost every hand dealt to me, until…another dealer decides to give me AA. “Thank you dealer, I will not disappoint you.” I raise the straddle, make it $60.00 to go and see a flop with one customer. I look down at 9Q4 rainbow and push for another $300.00 only to find that I ran into 99 for a flopped set. REALLY???

-$700.00. Potential winnings +$1700.00

Let’s fastforward to tonight’s session. I played for less than one orbit when this fukin idiot plops his chips down and was first to act before he even sits in his seat. He makes a speech to the dealer along the lines of “why don’t we get this game going” and proceeds to throw in $20.00. What a fucking asshole. That’s not even a big bet at 2-5 you cock.

I make it $100.00 with AA and he looks at me like I insulted his husband. Anyways, he calls and we see a flop of 9Q2 rainbow. He checks, I push, and he calls. Do you know what that fuk tard had?

9J.

Do you know what came on the river?

9.

-$1500.00 potential winnings +3600.00

The very next hand he opens for $20.00, I make it $100.00 with 97 and he asks the following, “it’s going to be like that?” I said “fuck off”, and he asked me if I want to take it into parking lot.  20 minutes later, the cops escorted both of us out of the place for being abusive and threatening. 

I can’t wait for the next person to come up to me and bitch about a pinched nerve in their neck!